Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰

🎉 You’ve been hit with 30 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥

🧠 Added 13 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀

Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰

🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥

Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰

🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️

Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰

Stimulus check from Fort Nakamoto—spend it wisely💰🏰

🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️

🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️

🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥

🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀

🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥

🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️

🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️

🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥

🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀

🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️

🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀

🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️

🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥

🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀

🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀

🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥