Total: 113.1K sats
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🏰 Congratulations! You have just received 1 sat, officially making you eligible for a 30-year Bitcoin mortgage at the newly established Fort Nakamoto Central Bank. APR: 0%. Terms: HODL forever.” 🏰⚡💰